I'm Going To Have Wrinkles

If You're Black In This Country, If You're A Woman In This Country, If You Are Any Minority In This Country At All, What Could Possibly Possess You To Vote Republican?

Some Guy Said To Me: Don't You Think You're Too Old To Sing Rock N' Roll? I Said: You'd Better Check With Mick Jagger.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.