I'm Embarrassed When I See

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

Oasis Can't Be Summed Up In One Word. I Could Do A Sentence: Boys From Council Estate Made It Very, Very Big.

My Kids Have Got To Work Themselves Around My Life, Not The Other Way. That's How Kids Become Brats, If You're There Staring At Them All The Time Going, 'are You Alright?'

My Son Ain't Going To Be Miserable Because He's Going To Be The Child Of A Rock Star, The End.

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.