I'm Dramatically Underexposed. I Demand

It's So Shameful Of Me: I Like You.

Bob Geldof Is A Nauseating Character. Band Aid Was The Most Self-righteous Platform Ever In The History Of Popular Music.

But Sometimes I'd Feel More Fulfilled Making Christmas Cards With The Mentally Ill. I Want To Live And I Want To Love. I Want To Catch Something That I Might Be Ashamed Of.

America Is Not The World.

When You're Younger, You See The People Who Are In Power And Think They Must Have That Position Because Of Some Degree Of Skill. And As You Get Older, You Realize It's Not True, That Most People In Those Positions Are Absolutely Inept. And This Naturally Makes You Feel Better About Yourself.