I'm Dissatisfied With Every Record

Happiness Is A Warm Gun.

When You Do Something Noble And Beautiful And Nobody Noticed, Do Not Be Sad. For The Sun Every Morning Is A Beautiful Spectacle And Yet Most Of The Audience Still Sleeps.

The Postman Wants An Autograph. The Cab Driver Wants A Picture. The Waitress Wants A Handshake. Everyone Wants A Piece Of You.

You're Jeans Are Full Of Crap. You're Full Of Beans, You're In You Teens. You've Lost Your Mama's Road Map.

Everything I've Ever Done Is Out. I Don't Have Boxes Of Unreleased Stuff. There's Nothing In The Files. I Can Never Keep Anything Unless I Don't Like The Sound Of It Or It Didn't Work. If I Can Sing It To An Engineer, I Can Sing It To Anyone.