I'm Concentrating On The Positive,

The Kids All Knew Me From Wayne's World. The Grown-ups Knew Me After True Lies.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?

I Wanted To Be A Part Of The Disney History.

I Slipped At A Bus Stop; I Went One Way And My Hair Went The Other. That Was The End Of My Wig.

When I First Met My Agent, I Said, "if Something Comes Up And It Fits My Age Range And Personality, I Would Like You To Send Me Up For It, Even If It Specifies Blonde Or Brunette."