I'm Beginning To Wonder About

If At First You Don't Succeed-try, Try Again. Don't Think Of It As Failure. Think Of It As Timed-release Success.

Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions. Applause For A Speech Can Be Insincere, But With Humor, If The Audience Doesn't Like It There's No Faking It.

Washington Is A Place Where Politicians Don't Know Which Way Is Up And Taxes Don't Know Which Way Is Down.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.