I'm An Aggressive Person.

I'm A Hypercompetitive Individual.

I Am Much Chastened And Profoundly Remorseful. I Can Only Hope That The Almighty And Those Whom I Have Wronged Will Forgive Me My Trespasses.

I Try To Avoid Saying Anything Positive About Any Presidential Candidate For Fear That If I Actually Like Them Then I Will Kill Their Campaign.

As A Lobbyist, I Was Completely Against Term Limits, And I Know A Lot Of People Are Against Term Limits, And I Was One Of The Leaders, Because Why? As A Lobbyist, Once You Buy A Congressional Office, You Don't Have To Re-buy That Office In Six Years, Right?

As A Result, I've Been Portrayed As A Cynical Barbarian Preying On The Very Clients I Was Charged To Defend.