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I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

Did I End Up Finding A Little Blue Pill To Cure America's Electoral Dysfunction? Unfortunately, It's Not That Simple.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.