I'm Always Relieved When Someone

People Have Material Needs, But You Don't Need A Deodorant For Every Different Day Of The Week. You Don't Need Four Hundred Varieties Of Mustard. This Is What I Call Too Many Choices. There Are Too Many Choices In America.

Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A Disappointed Idealist.

When I See A Large Group Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies.

May You All Make It To A Healthy 100 And A Half!!

I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A Thing In Your Thigh And It Goes All The Way Up To Your Heart. Isn't That A Thrill? Well, At Least The Nurse Scored Thigh.