I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally

My Philosophy, Like Color Television, Is All There In Black And White.

There Is No Cannibalism In The British Navy, Absolutely None. And When I Say None, I Mean There Is A Certain Amount, More Than I Personally Admit.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

Stormy In Love, Stormy In Interviews, Breakfast In Bed - That's Me, Love.

First You Must Find... Another Shrubbery! Then, When You Have Found The Shrubbery, You Must Place It Here, Beside This Shrubbery, Only Slightly Higher So You Get A Two Layer Effect With A Little Path Running Down The Middle. ("a Path! A Path!") Then, You Must Cut Down The Mightiest Tree In The Forrest... With... A Herring!