I'm A Terrific Mexican Cook,

I'm Not A Matchmaker. I'm A Horrible Matchmaker. I Always Try. I'm Not Very Good.

So, I'm The Eighth Wonder Of The World. It's Flattering And Very, Very Funny.

Let Me Tell You, A Vacation's Not A Vacation Unless It Involves The Beach. And Because Of That, I'm Super Careful With My Skin And Make Sure To Protect It. I Always Sit Under An Umbrella. And I'm A Sunblock Bully. If You're On The Beach With Me, I Will Spray You Down With Spf 50-plus. Latinos, Especially, Think That We Don't Burn Or Don't Get Sun Damage Because Of Our Darker Skin. And It's Not True. We Are Just As Susceptible To Melanoma As Everyone Else.

It's Not A Party Unless I'm Cooking. Some People Find Entertaining Stressful, But It Is Therapeutic For Me; I Find It Relaxing.

I Was Born In Platform Heels. I Actually Always Fall Down When I'm Wearing Flip-flops.