I'm A Mad Dog Whose

I Don't Get Into The Gun Stuff. Some Guys Have Guns Who Go Hunting. Where Do We Stop (the Gun Control) At? I'm Not A Hunter, But We Can't Say People Can't Have Guns.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

I Don't Know What That Gas Is Made Of, But It Can't Smell Any Worse Than Ernie Johnson 's Gym Bag.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.