I'm A Little More Extreme

I Am To A Fault An Introspective Person. But I Am Not A Reflective Person - Except For A Big Mistake, And Then I Really Think About It.

It Is Clear I Was Never The Pretty Girl. I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked Out When I Was 10 And Didn't Fix Them Until I Was 19. I Have A Crooked Smile And A Nose That Looks Like It's Been Broken 12 Times But Never Has Been. My Nose Was Always Red, So People Called Me Rudolph. My Whole Face Is Off-center.

I Just Would Never Go Audition, And Yet I Was In Very Visible Places Where People Would Come Looking For Actors. I Say I'm Lazy, Though I'm Sure If I Were In Therapy For A Lot Of Years, It Would Turn Out To Be A Lot More Than Laziness. After Awhile, It Was, Like, Too Embarrassing For Me Not To Go On Auditions. I Had To Be Humiliated Into It.

I Wish I Had A Little More Ambition. But Then What Would I Do? Turn Down More Roles With More Vehemence? Me No Likey Worky.

A Successful Marriage Isn't Necessarily One That Lasts Until You're Dead.