I'm A Late-night Guy.

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.

A Couple Of Days Back, I Got Into A Car Accident. Not My Fault. Even If It's Not Your Fault, The Other Person Gets Out Of Their Car And Looks At You Like It's Your Fault: Why Did You Stop At A Red Light And Let Me Hit You Doing 80!

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.