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I Decided To Pick The Diet That I Thought Would Maximize My Chances Of Long-term Survival.

My Parents Were True Believers In The Efficacy Of American Constitutional Democracy, And I Was Thoroughly Inculcated With Reverence For What We The People Are Capable Of Doing. The Complication In That Simple Narrative Is That As I Got Older, The Vietnam War Shook My Confidence In How Our Democracy Was Working. I Ended Up Serving In That War, But It Started With A Lie, And I Was Very Proud Of My Father For Being One Of Its Earliest Opponents.

The Center Of The Earth Is About A Million Degrees.

To Use A Southern Euphemism, Our Space Program Has Been Snake-bit.

During My Service In The United States Congress, I Took The Initiative In Creating The Internet.