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If You Play Mark Twain And He's Not Funny, You Are Definitely Not Playing Mark Twain. That Was The Biggest Challenge, In Some Ways. Writing And Performing Jokes That Can Come Out Of That Brilliant Delivery System He Constructed: The Friendly, Avuncular Truth-teller.

Everything In High School Was Reversed. If Marijuana Was Supposed To Make You Mellow, I Would Be Like, "the Cops, The Cops, The Cops..." I Was What You Call The Buzz Kill.

I Went To Public School In L.a., So I Felt Like I'd Been In A Coma For Three Years. I Woke Up, And Moved To New York.

The Trick To Being A Good Actor Is Getting So Involved In Your Character That The Camera Disappears, The 50 Bored Guys Eating Doughnuts Disappear, Friends Disappear. To Get To That Point When You Don't Have To Think About It, You're Just Acting And Reacting In Those Circumstances.

I've Found That Hollywood's A Really Honest Business. They Don't Pull Any Punches. They Tell You Exactly What You Want-i Want The Fake Breasts And The Flat Car And The Big Pool. You Know, They're Real Up-front About It.