I Love To Play Music.

I Am The Byproduct Of An Ellis Island Orgy, Basically. I'm Everything. I've Got Quite A Mixture In Me. I Know A Lot Of It And I Don't Know Some Of It. I'm Pretty Mixed Up, But Mostly Russian And Irish.

I Love It. It's The Most Legitimate Way To Acquire And Sustain An Audience Of People Who Are Interested In Your Music. Touring Allows Me To Play Material That Isn't On The Album And That They Wouldn't Be Able To Hear Otherwise.

I May Never Get My Own Action Figure, But At Least I Think What I'm Doing Is Really Legitimate Musically

I Like To Do The Splits Onstage

To Leave This World A Better Person, And For Me To Not Be The Only One Who Knows It.