I Love Tinkle, It's Really

It's Easy To See That Two People Might Come Up With That Same Idea.

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

We Get To See It! January 1st, 2000! We Get To See... All Those Fundamentalist Preachers Having To Do Their Backpedaling When The Armageddon Doesn't Occur.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.