I Love This Country For

Bad Television Is Three Things: A Bullet Train To A Morally Bankrupt Youth, A Slow Spiral Into An Intellectual Void, And Of Course, A Complete Blast To Watch.

Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

Why Is Electricity So Expensive These Days? Why Does It Cost So Much For Something I Can Make With A Balloon And My Hair?

Parenting Is The Most Important Job On The Planet Next To Keeping Gary Busey Off The Nation's Highways.