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I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.