I Love That Bob Dylan

If You Think That By Threatening Me You Can Get Me To Do What You Want... Well, That's Where You're Right. But - And I Am Only Saying This Because I Care - There's A Lot Of Decaffeinated Brands On The Market That Are Just As Tasty As The Real Thing.

I Just Don't Think I've Ever Been Comfortable At Public Functions And Selling Myself As An Entity.

If You Play Mark Twain And He's Not Funny, You Are Definitely Not Playing Mark Twain. That Was The Biggest Challenge, In Some Ways. Writing And Performing Jokes That Can Come Out Of That Brilliant Delivery System He Constructed: The Friendly, Avuncular Truth-teller.

I Think Death Is Just A Transition To Another State Of Consciousness.

Do What You Like To Do So Well That Someone Will Pay You Wages For It.