I Love Swimming In Rivers,

The Geiger-counter Of Olympomania Is Going To Go Zoink Off The Scale.

When Cameron's Conservatives Come To Power It Will Be A Golden Age For Cyclists And An Elysium Of Cycle Lanes, Bike Racks, And Sharia Law For Bike Thieves. And I Hope That Cycling In London Will Become Almost Chinese In Its Ubiquity.

Do You Seriously Propose That They Are Going To Be So Insane As To Allow Tariffs To Be Imposed. The Eu Is, I'm Afraid A Job Destroying Engine. You Can See It All Across Southern Europe, You Can See It, Alas, In Our Country.

There Is Absolutely No One, Apart From Yourself, Who Can Prevent You, In The Middle Of The Night, From Sneaking Down To Tidy Up The Edges Of That Hunk Of Cheese At The Back Of The Fridge.

I Love Tennis With A Passion. I Challenged Boris Becker To A Match Once And He Said He Was Up For It But He Never Called Back. I Bet I Could Make Him Run Around.