I Love Sleep Because It

While It Is Undeniably True That People Love A Surprise, It Is Equally True That They Are Seldom Pleased To Suddenly And Without Warning Happen Upon A Series Of Prunes In What They Took To Be A Normal Loin Of Pork.

Smoking Is, As Far As I'm Concerned, The Entire Point Of Being An Adult.

I'm Very Lazy, I Hate To Work.

Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.

I Never Met Anyone Who Didn't Have A Very Smart Child. What Happens To These Children, You Wonder, When They Reach Adulthood?