I Love Pop Music. It's

Obama's Dense As A Doorbell; Not Much Going On Up There - It's A Wooden Top.

I Like Lime-flavoured Yoghurt. The End. There Is No Religion. It’s A Man-made Fabrication. Once You Understand That, You’ll Be A Happier Individual. Atheism Is As Pointless As Satanism.

We're Sex Pistols, We Ain't Fake.

I Never Take Any Commitment Lightly, And I Certainly Don’t Take My Wife Lightly. I Never Did And I Never Will. That’s Permanent. That’s True Love.

Situationism Is A Ludicrous Proposition. It's Ill-formed And It's Perfectly French. That Gallic Disposition Towards Common Sense. L'anarchie!