I Love Playing A Role

Oh, Man, If In Real Life I Was As Cool And Suave As Coach Taylor And Had All The Answers, Things Would Be Easier.

I Love Playing A Role Where I Think I'm Right And Then You Learn You're Not.

What, Am I Supposed To Run Around In A Little Red Cape And Save The World?

What I Do Is Not Rocket Science, But I Sure Do Love It.

I Also Played Two Years Of High School Football But I Wasn't Very, How Shall I Say It, Talented.