I Love People Who Have

Is Heather Mcdonald Your Best Friend? You Better Get A New One.

It Became Clear When I Got In My Car That Persians Are Only Really Good For Two Things. Oil And Hummus.

Anyone Who Is Friends With Bill Clinton Shouldn't Be Telling Their Wife About It.

I Went Out With A Guy Who Once Told Me I Didn’t Need To Drink To Make Myself More Fun To Be Around. I Told Him, I’m Drinking So That You’re More Fun To Be Around.

Being That Frank And Being That Open, There's More Praise Than There Is Negativity. It's Just The Negativity Gets Printed Because You're Straight And F - Ing Rude. It's Not Rude, It's Just Getting Straight To The Point.