I Love Metaphor The Way

I Was A Dog In A Past Life. Really. I'll Be Walking Down The Street And Dogs Will Do A Sort Of Double Take. Like, Hey, I Know Him.

I Do Love Comedy, But I'm Not Brave Enough To Tackle A Script Whose Goal Is To Make You Laugh. That's Tough. The Ones That Can Do It, I Tip My Hat Off To Them, But I Don't Have That Kind Of Humor Or Mind.

Yeah, I Made It. It Sneaks Up On You. You're Some Schmuck And You Wake Up One Day And You Go, Good God, I'm The Cheese.

I Feel Like A Lot Of The Young Actors That Are Just Coming Up Are Really Good. I Think Directors Are Directing Better.

Oh Yeah, That's The Holy Grail, Pirates Of The Caribbean. Johnny Depp, He's The Real Deal, Isn't He? He Doesn't Get The Girl, And He Doesn't Care.