I Love It When Celebrities

I Did A Cover Of The James Bond Theme, And I Felt Like Such A Fraud, Because The Original Is So Good.

I've Been Having A Midlife Crisis Since I Was Four Years Old.

Old People Go To The Polls Because They Can't Get Erections, Young People Stay Home, Do Drugs And Have Sex.

Doing Interviews And Touring Are Two Ways That I Can Try To Bring My Music To People. It Can Be Tiring, But It's Better Than Working At Burger King.

I Won't Complain About Touring, Because I Really Do Believe That A Public-figure Musician Complaining About Being A Public-figure Musician Is Just Absurd. Like, 'boo Hoo Hoo! I Have To Stand On Stage And People Pay Attention To Me!'