I Love How You Just

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Somebody Just Gave Me A Shower Radio. Thanks A Lot. Do You Really Want Music In The Shower? I Guess There's No Better Place To Dance Than A Slick Surface Next To A Glass Door.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

Pay Attention; Don't Let Life Go By You. Fall In Love With The Back Of Your Cereal Box.

The Truth Is, The Family Is Much More Creatively Nourishing Because You're Playing On A Full Keyboard. Whereas When You're Single, You're Just Playing The Upbeat Jazzy Tunes.