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I See Where We Are Starting To Pay Some Attention To Our Neighbors To The South. We Could Never Understand Why Mexico Wasn't Just Crazy About Us, For We Have Always Had Their Good Will, And Oil And Minerals, At Heart

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.

Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait.

Farmers Have More Associations, And Bureaus, And Clubs, Than They Have Pitchforks.