I Love Florida. I Love

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.