I Love England But Everything

I've Done Sport For A Long Time.

I'm Really Happy To Have Set The World Record For The Fastest Disabled Woman, But I Think I Can Go Much Faster.

The Sun Is Shining And The Bird Are Singing What More Could You Ask For In A Day!

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrity Culture? We Have Front-page News About Divorces Instead Of Front-page News About Global Warming, About Women Being Abused, About Children Being Abused. We're Going On A Downward Spiral.