I Love Doubleheaders. That Way

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

When I Took The Job As The Manager Of The Olympic Team, I Didn't Take It Because I Was A Dodger. I Did It Because I Was An American, And I Wanted To Bring That Gold Medal Where It Belongs In Baseball, The United States. And That's Exactly What Our Team Did.

Listen, If You Start Worrying About The People In The Stands, Before Too Long You're Up In The Stands With Them.

My Goal Is To Live To Be 100.