I Love Doubleheaders. That Way

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

I Started In The Lowest League In Baseball, And I Worked My Way All The Way Up To Triple A And Then To The Big Leagues. I Never Reached The Level That I Thought I Would Reach As A Player. But That's The Way It Goes. So Then I Started From The Bottom As A Manager, And I Worked My Way Up To Managing The Dodgers For 20 Years.

My God, Look At The Words People Use Today. They Use Profanity Like It's Nothing. Christ Almighty.

Pressure Is A Word That Is Misused In Our Vocabulary. When You Start Thinking Of Pressure, It's Because You've Started To Think Of Failure.