I Love Criticism Just So

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.