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Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.

He's Very, Very Well-known. I'd Say He's World-famous In Melbourne.

I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women, But A Lot Of Men Like A Fluffy Partner.

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You May Be Missing The Colossal Joke Of The Century.