I Lost My Public Self,

I Mean, I Felt Terrible. And In The Beginning, I Mean, I Was Completely Devastated. I Mean, Can You Imagine The Kind Of Guilt That You Would Feel, And The Responsibility?

Do You Want Me To Answer That?

I Was Patient Zero. The First Person To Have Their Reputation Completely Destroyed Worldwide Via The Internet.

I Voted Republican This Year; The Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth.

I, Myself, Deeply Regret What Happened Between Me And President Clinton. Let Me Say It Again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.