I Loathe Gardening, But I

I Think That's The Graveyard Of Musicians, Playing Cabaret. I Think I'd Rather Be Dead Than Work In Cabaret. It's Just So Depressing.

I Really Don't Need The Public's Money. I'd Like To Have Something On The Internet With Charitable Donation Optional, Where Anyone Can Download My Music For Free.

We Have A Society Where Every Hit Maker And Tv Presenter Is Gay.

I Saw You Dancing Out The Ocean Running Fast Along The Sand A Spirit Born Of Earth And Water Fire Flying From Your Hands

I'm The Connie Francis Of Rock 'n' Roll.