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Sex Is Great Until You Die, But It's Never As Great As It Was When You Were A Kid, When It Was A Mystery.

Garry Shandling Is Someone I've Publicly Gone Gay For, For Jokes. Oh And Anyone In The Twilight Movies. I Don't Know Any Of Their Names, But All Of Them. The Wolves, The Vampires? They're All Fantastic.

I've Run Into Certain Geniuses Of Individualism - They Are Very Few And Far Between - Who Live Their Lives Completely On Their Own Terms; They Are Very Powerful And Have A Great Amount Of Happiness. We All Should Aspire To That.

I Got Married A Bit Late, I Agree. In Any Other Period Of History I'd Have Been Dead At That Age And They'd Have Assumed I Was Gay. Like Michelangelo, Or Leonardo Da Vinci. But I Was A Late Developer. I Didn't Go Through Puberty Until I Was 35.

A Bath Tub, Apparently, Was The First Thing I Wanted To Be.