I Live My Life Like

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

Drive, Ego And Cocksureness Are All Essential Elements In Terms Of Getting Exactly What You Want But Losing Everything You've Got.

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

There Was A Girl I Loved In High School - But Never Spoke To. Cut To My Five-year Reunion: I'm An Entirely Different Person.