I Listen To Boy Band

I Listen To Boy Band Music Before I Have To Fire Someone.

Rock Stars Are Like Sports Stars: If You Snap Your Ankle, You're Done.

When Something Good Comes Your Way, You Better Feel Fortunate, Because It Doesn't Last Forever.

Actually, I Didn't Start Sweating Until I Had Children.

I Mean, I Never Liked Being Told What To Do. It's One Of The Reasons I Dropped Out Of School. Give Me Something To Assemble, I Won't Look At The Directions, I'll Try To Figure It Out By Myself. It's Why I Love Ikea Furniture.