I Liked 'diff'rent Strokes' Up

I Have Four Strikes Against Me. I'm Black, I'm Short, I'm Intelligent, And I Have A Medical Condition.

I Know The Difference Between True Love And The Love Of My Fans.

I Don't Want To Be Known As Gary Coleman's Wife.

Star Wars Was Magnificent, But You Could Tell Darth Vader's Ships Were Glued Together.

My Slogan Is I'm The Least Qualified Guy For The Job, But I'd Probably Do The Best Job.