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We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

It's Like Our Country Is Being Run By A Bunch Of Bad Alcoholic Dads Right Now.

90% Of Every Art Form Is Garbage - Dance And Stand-up, Painting And Music. Focus On The 10% That's Good, Suck It Up, And Drive On.

Zombies Can't Believe The Energy We Waste On Nonfood Pursuits.

There's Nothing Wrong With Doing Comedies, And I'm Not Against Comedies, Either, But I Always Want To Do Stuff That Keeps Me Off My Guard And Gets Me Out Of My Comfort Zone.