I Like To Wake Up

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.