I Like To Approach Every

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.

Despite What Your Girlfriend May Have Told You, Size Is Important, Bigger Is Better.

I Worship Scones And Danishes. If I Never Had Another Meal, I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Could Eat Pastries And Jelly Doughnuts.

I'm Fascinated With Myself And Love Hearing The Sound Of My Own Voice. I'd Like To Hear What I Have To Say. A Lot Of People Don't Like Being Alone Because They Truly Don't Like Themselves, But I Love Me.

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.