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Vanity Is The Healthiest Thing In Life.

I Hate Amateurs. I Hate Unprofessional People. There Are Enough People Who Can Do Jobs Decently That There's No Reason That People Who Cannot Do Them Decently [should] Pretend To Be Great At It.

If You Attach No Importance To Weight Problems, If Not Being Able To Wear New, Trendy Small-sized Clothes Does Not Cause You Any Regret, This Book Is Not For You.

I Am Like A Caricature Of Myself, And I Like That. It Is Like A Mask. And For Me The Carnival Of Venice Lasts All Year Long.

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"