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If I'm In Love I Want To Get Married. That's How Stupid I Am.

When You Fall In Love, You Must Fall In Love With A Man The Way He Is Now, Because Marriage Won't Change Anything, Except Maybe Your Tax Deduction.

Twenty-four Hours Is Never Enough For A Busy Person And Way Too Much For Somebody With Nothing To Do.

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.

Love In The Real World Means Saying You're Sorry 10 Times A Day.