I Like Rice. Rice Is

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

Well, That's A 'fresher'. I'm Going On Break.

Incubated. And Then Raised. And Then Beheaded. And Then Plucked. And Then Cut Up. And Then Put On A Grill. And Then Put On A Bun. Damn, It's Gonna Take A While. I Don't Have Time. Scrambled!

I`ve Not Really Been Angling To Be A Comedian. I Knew Comics And I Loved Them And I Loved Being Funny, But I Didn't Understand The Whole Concept Of Becoming One. My First Couple Of Times On Stage, I Was Like, "this Is What I'm Doing For Sure." I Was So Excited.

I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, But I Do Have A Clock That Occasionally Cooks Stuff.