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I Was Raised On, 'you Go Get A Nine-to-five Job, Earn Your Pay And Work Your Way Up.

My Father – Who I Know Is Up There Right Now, With A Big Pot Of Gumbo, He’s Got A Lemon Meringue Pie, He’s Probably In His Underwear, And He’s Got A Cold Can Of Miller Lite – And He’s Dancing.

Offers Dried Up After A Few Years And It Was Like I Had Fallen Off The Radar.

A Coach, Especially At A College Level - Much More At A College Or High School Level, Than At A Pro Level - You're More Of A Teacher Than An Actual Coach.

The Unsaid Rule For Living In A Trailer Park Is: 'if The Door's Shut, Don't Come A-knockin.' But If It's Open And You're Walkin' By, Feel Free To Say, 'hello.'