I Like People Who Are

I Think A Lot Of People Think That We [comedians] Are Nerveless People In The Theatre, That We Don't Feel That Kind Of Terror Which Traditionally Anyone Who Has To Do Any Public Speaking Feels. It's Worse For Actors, Because Our Livelihood Depends On It.

I'm An Immensely Shy And Vulnerable Woman. My Husband Has Never Seen Me Naked. Nor Has He Expressed The Least Desire To Do So.

My Parents Were Very Pleased That I Was In The Army. The Fact That I Hated It Somehow Pleased Them Even More.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.