I Like Pens. My Writing

There's People That Are Just In Awe Of What You Do, And Then There Are People Who Just Think It's Garbage. And I Think There Are People Who Are Just Uncomfortable Seeing Someone Have Fun With Their Job

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.